Pros
built in wireless, backwards compatibility, Zelda
Cons
horrible name, weak hardware, online strategy, controller sensitivity, no HD support

The Bottom Line
Let the Wii jokes begin!

Pretty much anyone who bought their Wii before February probably has a tale about how they were able to procure said console. Whether it was standing out in subzero temperatures for 5 hours, fighting through the Christmas shopping crowds, or robbing your neighbor at gunpoint and subsequently evading arrest, we all have a story.